Thursday, February 22, 2007

betty for the Hair Down There

Hello Lovelies,

Thought you might enjoy a repeat post. We brought you betty Color for the Hair Down There a long while back. And now Sue Johanson's crew singled betty out as a fabulous find. We knew it all along! Read on for some BE hints on how to use betty to your best advantage. xo Proprietress

Fashion is fickle. One season it's dark rinse flare leg jeans, the next it's black denim pencil legs. One season it's perfectly flat-ironed stick straight hair, the next it's relaxed curls with a just rolled out of bed nonchalance. And the same goes for the hair down is fickle! Some of us trim, some of us wax to a high gloss sheen, and some laser all but the smallest landing strip. And now you can easily add two more options to your pubic primping menu, thanks to Just Kittyng and betty-color for the hair down there.

With Just Kittyng shaping stencils you can shape your "carpeting" into an arrow (even tho' we know how men hate to ask for directions!) or a whimsical heart (gives new meaning to heart shaped box, no?)

betty-color for the hair down there, you can go from blonde to blonder, brunette to raven black, or a hot pink that will surely get a party started.

And how about this for a power packed primping protocol - shape & color combo for the carpeting...just like a cut & color for the drapes. If ya know what I mean. Pink heart anyone? Blonde arrow to light the way? Hmmmm you may want to reconsider that wax appointment!

Essentially Yours, Proprietress

We've Opened Pandora's Box

Hello Lovelies,

It's here! Pandora has arrived! The fabulous G-spot and P-spot (P is for Prostate) toy is here and waiting to go home with you. We rarely rave about a toy, but frankly, Vibratex has been cooking up some delicious new toy recipes that deserve some praise and attention, and Pandora is among them. Originally designed as a prostate stimulator, women soon discovered that the unique pliability of the premium silicone, the shape, and the 7 vibrating functions made for perfect G-spot stimulation as well. 2 for the price of 1.

Apparently Sue Johanson agrees that it's magic because she gave this little gem a major thumbs up on last week's episode.

The second addition to the Vibratex collection at BE is the Snugglepuss. She just snuggles right up to you and delivers on her promise to snuggle your - um - puss. Yes, we had to say it. We predict Snugglepuss will become a BE best seller for her hands-free vibrational fun. A truly unique toy that may look a little odd, but is right up there in the dual stimulation hall of fame. Did we mention that you can actually wear this while walking around the house? Let us know how Snugglepuss improves your daily chores. :)


Tuesday, February 13, 2007

And the winner is....

Congratulations to sweethearts Elisa & Marc who have been crowned the Grand Prize Winner in our 1st Annual Valentine's Day Kissing Contest. We loved how these French lovebirds captured their special moment with such passion, creativity, and pure romantic abandon. Tres romantique!

And stateside, we've decided to award Sgt. Corry and his wife Stephanie with an Honorable Mention. Stephanie's keeping the homefires burning bright while Sgt. Corry is deployed in Iraq, and we send our wishes for his safe return to his sweetie.

Thank you to EVERYONE who shared your love with us. We are truly honored. Happy Valentine's Day to all of you.


Wednesday, February 07, 2007

BINGO in Los Angeles

Hello Lovelies,

Tired of the same ol' same ol' when planning your night on the town? Well for those of you living in the Los Angeles area, we hope you'll join us on Valentine's Day for LEGENDARY BINGO. Created by Jeffrey Bowman aka Bingo Boy, we can assure you the long running bingo game is definitely not your grandma's! In fact, Los Angeles Magazine called Legendary Bingo "One of the hottest, most dangerous things to do at night".

Hosted by the uber-Fabulous Belle Aire who does all the exciting ball calling, this is one of the best ways to spice up your Valentine's day for couples or singles. Each Wednesday night, Legendary Bingo events are held at Hamburger Mary’s in West Hollywood. It's Fun with a capital F.

Boudoir Essentials is providing two gift baskets of goodies for auction, one per each show, with all the proceeds going to Legendary Bingo's chosen charity of the evening. To date, Legendary Bingo has raised more than $800,000 for local and national charities and the arts.

Look for us! We'll be the ones playing multiple cards and hoping to yell BINGO!

Legendary Bingo

The Fabulous Belle Aire
and Bingo Boy

Two Shows Every Wednesday Night!
Classic Bingo at 7 p.m.
Bingo-Tini at 9 p.m.

Hamburger Mary's
8288 Santa Monica Blvd. at Sweetzer


Saturday, February 03, 2007

Topco Products Warranty Program

Hello Lovelies,

Here's some news we thought you could use! Topco Sales has announced a new warranty program.

If you purchase a Topco product from Boudoir Essentials, be sure register your new electronic toy at will automatically activate your thirty-day limited warranty, valid from the date of purchase and covers any mechanical manufacturer defects. Topco Sales will replace damaged or defective items quickly and efficiently.

Product registration is a fairly new part of the adult novelty industry...but Topco Sales has decided to set the bar higher when it comes to quality control.
USA Plastics site was officially launched on Jan. 15 and includes a FAQ section allowing users to quickly address product questions or concerns. The new warranty program does not apply to products purchased outside the United States or in Texas, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Kansas, Kentucky, Alabama or Tennessee.

Paris Duck for Your Valentine

Hello Lovelies,

J'aime Paris. The Paris Duck, that is! If you're looking for an adorable and affordable Valentine's Gift for her, then this is the answer to your gift giving quandry.

Paris is adorned with a genuine Swarovski crystal on her little vibrating beak, and a removeable maribou wrap that you can use to tease and please. She's water resistant and ready to play! Oh, and she'll arrive in a very chic little carrying case that's ideal for gift presentation. Join us in BE Mermaid to read more.

xo Proprietress

Friday, February 02, 2007

LELO Nea Black Valentine has Arrived!

Hello Lovelies! Lust for Love, indeed! The limited edition LELO Nea Black Valentine has arrived and looks good enough to eat. She's pretty, petite, shiny, artsy, and ready to do her job making your Valentine's Day one to remember for all eternity.

I think this little package is a luxurious vibrating ode to your sweetheart, but ya know what? I can't think of a better gift-to-self this February 14th! Shhhh, I'm going to put one aside for myself and enjoy her in all her beauty.
Hurry, limited edition really does mean we have a small quantity available. We thought you should know!